Please don't ask me to participate in any of the following activities during a date:
- Mini-golf ~ I will throw my club at you if I don't make it into the clown's mouth.
- Video games ~ Seriously, I hate them. Play on your own time. If I show up at your house and you invite me to sit and play, the date (and our relationship) is officially over.
- Batting cages ~ I will hurt myself...and then you.
- Go Karts ~ I hate driving.
- Trivia ~ I know it's not a sport, but it's still competitive...and I suck.
The one exception is
drunk bowling. It may be a sport, and I may suck at it....but I see you are checking out my ass as I approach the lane. Good boy.