...But if it was, I would totally marry Cousin Matthew.
Ok let me fill you in. A few weeks ago, my first cousin got married. It's always a blast going to Chicago to see the family, and this time was not without its crazy. I had so much fun partying with all my younger cousins, who are now totally adults (which weirds me out). At Sunday's brunch, a VERY bizarre rumor starting floating about the party...
Long story short, my grandma tried to set me up with one of my cousins. She told everyone.
I've officially hit a low point.
Seriously, grandma? This isn't Downton Abbey, and times are not that tough.
"It's far enough removed," she said.
No. No it's not. I will not date members of my family. We are related by blood.
I tried to google the cousin relationship, but I got confused.