August 2, 2012

U R Cute

This post is dedicated to my Cougar Twin (even though she doesn't have her cougar anymore):

I don't understand why guys can't manage to speak in full words in messages. If you message me online with: 
"U R CUTE," I instantly click delete. 

NEway it's even worse if this kind of behavior sneaks into text messaging. It's bad enough that we live in a world where we have to interact and communicate online and in texts, but can't we at least acknowledge the English language. Your profile says you have a college degree, so use it. Try to impress me just a little bit...

Just know girls are judging you when you ask,

"What R U up 2?"

Throw in the five extra letters and you are one step closer to getting laid.
You're welcome.

1 comment:

  1. Thank you! I was dating a guy who was super nice but couldn't get his you're/your and there/their/they're straight. I lasted two dates; the texting was killing me! My mom said I was being pretentious. Seriously?

    Ps. U. R. A. Q. T. ; )



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